buckybarrnes:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

(via thechargingsky)

n-p-y-d:

castielryan:

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

fucking owned

I like this very much.

(Source: sofiajonze, via greatestheights)